Pounds lost in Week 38: -1.4 pounds
Total weight lost so far : 24.2 pounds
Dear Body,
Have I told you how much you SUCK lately? Let’s forget about the fact that I gained weight this week, which I believe is largely in part due to the fact that I have massive bloating, unbearable migraines and sweet/salty cravings from having my period for the SECOND time this month. I’ve also put aside any bad feelings about the acne/allergy mess you’ve dumped on my face for the past 20 years. Um Hello? I’m 34, not 14! I take good care of you. I don’t smoke. I don’t drink. I more or less eat healthy and I try to get some exercise. But, you continue to throw me curveballs. I’ve seen every specialist under the sun and while they all tell me I look great on paper, my outwardly appearance would suggest otherwise (Was I some sort of vain bitch in a past life?). Can’t we come to a better arrangement? Pretty Please?
Sincerely Yours,
The Management
