The Coolest People Work at Borders

So yesterday I went to Borders with the kids.  We picked up our free book for summer reading. As we’re going up to the register to check out, I hear CheezWaster say, “Ahoy, Matey!”  I look up to see the register clerk was wearing an eye patch - the black kind - like a pirate would wear.  I can only imagine what my face must have looked like - a cross between hysterics and complete mortification, but the clerk was SUPER cool.  He responds with, “Aaargghh, bring up yer loot!”  CheezWaster loved it and awkward mommy moment completely avoided.  Thanks Borders for hiring some really cool employees!