This is a true story of what happened to me this morning in the tube on the way to the #7 subway in New York City. I’m walking along and I cough with my hand over my mouth (I have a bit of a cold, but no major hacking coughs or anything). Some dickface in front of me turns around and does this loud ass fake cough (without his hand over his mouth) and screams at me, “Don’t fucking cough on me. I don’t want your cold.” I looked at the man and exploded. I replied, “Hey asshole – if you don’t want to catch a cold or any other disease, don’t take the subway. Take your germaphobic ass up the stairs and walk on the fucking street.” My fellow commuters clapped. I feel very accomplished today.
