OK mamas. This is a little scary. No wait….to me, it is a LOT scary. Getting lit when you have the tiny tots to take care of? And, here, I thought my biggest problem of the week was The Destroyer learning to take off his diaper and crapping the carpet. Now, not only do I have to worry about the lazy moms at the park who are too busy talking on their cell phones and drinking their Starbucks to watch their kids, I have to be weary of the ones that are high, too. UGH.
I am a big advocate of the no drugs policy. I have NEVER, yes, you read correctly, NEVER tried any type of drug for recreational purposes. I don’t even really drink alcohol. Call me a teetotaler, a goodie two shoes or a dweeb, but that is just how I feel. I actually listened to my parents and teachers when they said, “Say No to Drugs”. I think this is a vital message that needs to be conveyed to our children. Kids these days are dying from all kinds of stupid drug shit – it is a shame and such a waste. I think these moms/parents need to stop worrying so much about themselves and focus more on their kids. There are better ways to reduce stress than lighting up and smoking a joint.
Be high on life, bitches!
