Pounds lost in Week 38: -1.4 pounds
Total weight lost so far : 24.2 pounds
Dear Body,
Have I told you how much you SUCK lately? Let’s forget about the fact that I gained weight this week, which I believe is largely in part due to the fact that I have massive bloating, unbearable migraines and sweet/salty cravings from having my period for the SECOND time this month. I’ve also put aside any bad feelings about the acne/allergy mess you’ve dumped on my face for the past 20 years. Um Hello? I’m 34, not 14! I take good care of you. I don’t smoke. I don’t drink. I more or less eat healthy and I try to get some exercise. But, you continue to throw me curveballs. I’ve seen every specialist under the sun and while they all tell me I look great on paper, my outwardly appearance would suggest otherwise (Was I some sort of vain bitch in a past life?). Can’t we come to a better arrangement? Pretty Please?
Sincerely Yours,
The Management
Chris wrote:
Ugh. I am so with you! What the heck is up with the body lately? Is it mad because we’ve lost weight and now it doesn’t want to give anymore? Is it afraid we won’t love it if there’s less there? I don’t know, but I really want to go on strike with ya.
This will be a better week. I HAS to be, right??
mamamamahoney wrote:
God willing! and yes, it has to be! You know, I’d take feeling better or losing weight, but when I get hosed twice in one week, that just gets my goat!!! AGHHHHH!